Coffee You're on the Bench Alcohol Suit Up | Funny Gifts | Funny Signs | Funny Sayings
Does this relate to anyone else? No? Just me? Coffee You're on the Bench, Alcohol Suit Up!
A fun and unique addition to any home. Would also make a simple and affordable gift!
Details of this sign:
Lovingly distressed, sanded, and varnished for protection.
Approximately 8" tall x 12" wide.
"Coffee" and "Alcohol" letters are laser cut, painted and glued onto the mdf background board.
Remaining words are engraved for a multi-dimensional look
Chose from 3 different frame stain colors
Pictured sign has a jacobean frame
Please note: Colors you see may vary due to differences in monitor displays (brightness, vibrancy, etc.).
Due to the handmade and hand painted nature of each of our signs, yours may vary slightly from the one pictured. This means each is unique to you and your home!
Be sure to check out my Shipping/Production Time page on my current processing times.
Christmas Order deadline is November 30th. Any order placed on December 1st or later will not be completed until after the first of the year.
All items are handmade to order therefore after purchase I ask for up to 4 weeks (20 business days) to complete your order. If you need it sooner please message me for a "Rush My Order" option.
Your order will ship Priority Mail through USPS, UPS or via FedEx Home. Please allow 2-5 business days after your order has been shipped for it to arrive. We will always send tracking information for your order, too!
The Farmer's Wife ships via USPS, UPS and FedEx. In the rare case your package shows that it was delivered, but you did not receive it, please contact the carrier directly. If you still have issues, please let us know and we will do our best to help remedy the situation, on your behalf, with the carrier. Unfortunately, if your package is lost, stolen, or misplaced, we are unable to offer you a refund.
The Farmer's Wife takes great care in ensuring your order arrives to you safely! In the rare case your package arrives damaged, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. We will need photos documenting the outside packaging, inside packaging, and damage to the order. All our packages are shipped insured and we will do our absolute best to correct the situation on a case by case basis.