Distressed White Wood Functional Bird House | Outdoor Rated
OUTDOOR RATED + BIRD APPROVED!
Oh my goodness, isn’t this just the most darling little birdfeeder you’ve ever seen? Blending cottage core charm with real functionality, this piece looks like it came straight from a storybook—and it's ready to welcome your feathered friends! The weathered white paint with its purposefully distressed finish adds a cozy, lived-in look that feels like a lucky flea market find. It’s rustic, romantic, and ready to serve up seeds with style.
And best of all? It’s FUNCTIONAL—it’s a welcoming haven for real birds to nest in style.
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Authentic Cottage Core Style: Finished in a soft whitewash with intentional distressing for a lived-in, vintage look.
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Functional & Whimsical: Six miniature openings act as feeding stations, inviting birds to dine in a fairy-tale setting.
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Classic A-Frame Roof: A timeless architectural element that adds structure and quaint countryside appeal.
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Unique Character: Stands on stubby little legs that give it added personality and elevate the design—literally and stylistically.
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Perfect Display Size: Ideal for tabletops, bookshelves, or console tables, effortlessly enhancing any room with cottage charm.
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Handcrafted Appeal: Looks and feels like a one-of-a-kind market find, complete with vintage flair and artistic soul.
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Use With Caution:
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Temperature Sensitivity: The birdhouse may heat up in direct sun—keep in shaded areas when possible.
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Cleaning Reminder: Regularly clean the feeding areas to prevent mold and bacteria, especially after rain or extreme heat.
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This functional birdhouse isn’t just an accent—it’s a little piece of pastoral poetry for your home. It invites you to pause, smile, and soak in the beauty of life’s simple pleasures. A must-have for anyone drawn to the cozy, rustic elegance of cottage core living.
Thank you to @krystlemarienickels for the photos and video of the Bird House
Production Time
Christmas Order deadline is November 30th. Any order placed on December 1st or later will not be completed until after the first of the year.
All items are handmade to order therefore after purchase I ask for up to 4 weeks (20 business days) to complete your order. If you need it sooner please message me for a "Rush My Order" option.
Shipping
Your order will ship Priority Mail through USPS, UPS or via FedEx Home. Please allow 2-5 business days after your order has been shipped for it to arrive. We will always send tracking information for your order, too!
Missing Package
The Farmer's Wife ships via USPS, UPS and FedEx. In the rare case your package shows that it was delivered, but you did not receive it, please contact the carrier directly. If you still have issues, please let us know and we will do our best to help remedy the situation, on your behalf, with the carrier. Unfortunately, if your package is lost, stolen, or misplaced, we are unable to offer you a refund.
Damaged Package
The Farmer's Wife takes great care in ensuring your order arrives to you safely! In the rare case your package arrives damaged, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. We will need photos documenting the outside packaging, inside packaging, and damage to the order. All our packages are shipped insured and we will do our absolute best to correct the situation on a case by case basis.