Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign
Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign

Welcome to the Shit Show | Round Porch Door Hanger Sign | Funny Porch Sign | Farmhouse Porch Sign

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This stunning sign will add the perfect touch of the farmhouse style to the entrance of your home while also being comical!

Details of this sign:

  • Handmade from birch board.
  • Lovingly distressed, sanded, and varnished for protection.
  • Each sign is approximately 18".
  • Background pattern and "hope your brought alcohol" wording is engraved.
  • All other letters, bow and greenery are laser cut, painted and glued onto the birch background board.
  • Customize the background and bow colors with our variety of options(see drop down options)
  • Looking for something custom? Send us an email.

Please note: Colors you see may vary due to differences in monitor displays (brightness, vibrancy, etc.).

Due to the handmade and hand painted nature of each of our signs, yours may vary slightly from the one pictured. This means each is unique to you and your home!

Be sure to check out my Shipping/Production Time page on my current processing times. 

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Production Time

Christmas Order deadline is November 30th.  Any order placed on December 1st or later will not be completed until after the first of the year.  

All items are handmade to order therefore after purchase I ask for up to 4 weeks (20 business days) to complete your order.  If you need it sooner please message me for a "Rush My Order" option.

Shipping

Your order will ship Priority Mail through USPS, UPS or via FedEx Home. Please allow 2-5 business days after your order has been shipped for it to arrive. We will always send tracking information for your order, too!

Missing Package

The Farmer's Wife ships via USPS, UPS and FedEx. In the rare case your package shows that it was delivered, but you did not receive it, please contact the carrier directly. If you still have issues, please let us know and we will do our best to help remedy the situation, on your behalf, with the carrier. Unfortunately, if your package is lost, stolen, or misplaced, we are unable to offer you a refund.

Damaged Package

The Farmer's Wife takes great care in ensuring your order arrives to you safely! In the rare case your package arrives damaged, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. We will need photos documenting the outside packaging, inside packaging, and damage to the order. All our packages are shipped insured and we will do our absolute best to correct the situation on a case by case basis.


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